Since I don’t have much time today to post, and didn’t want to leave you in the dark about the breaking news on the DC Earthquake, here is this short news piece circulating on the web. (Hat tip: George)
BREAKING NEWS: The President has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as “Bush’s Fault”. The President also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
Next we will be hearing news on how Irene runs Obama off the vineyard….